It's getting close to Advent folks. That time of year where we celebrate the first coming of Christ while looking forward to the first coming. Today, we're going to turn the end times on it's ear again by showing how that "terrible last day" will be the most joyous day of all times and ages.

But first, more magical thinking, more annointing of doors and windows, and more sorcery in the name of God... yeah, it's still going on after thousands of years of being told not to. Oh, and be sure you don't think we're talking about the cults that do this stuff. We mean you average, run of the mill church. Could be yours if you're not careful.