Michael’s Accent, Friendly Misunderstandings, Veggies at the Cracker Barrel, Good coffee/Bad coffee, Turkey Sandwiches and Christmas with the Other White Michael. Also: Trying to get Santa to visit, Homeland, Michael is WRONG, Revisiting The Sopranos, Batkid and Anne invents the Human “Car Wash.” Plus: Planetary Allegories, News From the Dunes™ and Anne has a great idea for Google Glass™.