It all started when I was bit by a radioactive Sasquatch. Then I drop kicked him into oblivion. From that one bite, my powers grew fast, as well as my hair and beard. My hair was a dreaded cape. My beard was my breastplate and weapon. Each group of strands acted like extra appendages in combat.

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