<p>We're back in San Francisco, and this bathroom has it all: authoritarianism, gentrification, and rules you WILL follow.</p>

We're back in San Francisco, and this bathroom has it all: authoritarianism, gentrification, and rules you WILL follow.

Beaux: Sit Your Ass Down

Gay bar bathrooms. A whirlwind of stresstosterone, sticky floors, and wandering eyes. What do you do if you just have to go piss, girl?


Each episode, Jack and Mike break down a gay bar’s bathroom and its unique circus of horrors. Then, they make it worse. Or better. And finally, a rating between 1 and 5 urinal cakes. Get your vodka soda—just don’t break the seal.


Art by Sandy Meirovitz. Music used under Fair Use.

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Gay bar bathrooms. A whirlwind of stresstosterone, sticky floors, and wandering eyes. What do you do if you just have to go piss, girl? Each episode, Jack and Mike break down a gay bar’s bathroom and its unique circus of horrors. Then, they make it worse. Or better. And finally, a rating between 1 and 5 urinal cakes. Get your vodka soda—just don’t break the seal. Art by Sandy Meirovitz. Music used under Fair Use.

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