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Yes, yes, yes, welcome, 

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welcome everybody to Dangerous Misinformation. The number one source on the worldwide webs the www for dangerous hateful misinformation. I am your host, Rodney Smith, your humble narrator. You can find me on all social media platforms 

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with 

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one or 2 or 0 under score? I don't know dude, but it's the same face everywhere you can find it everywhere. If this is your first time tuning in this is the only podcast the world we love everybody. We hate on everything coming to you once a week for a quick 20 minutes. Why 20 minutes? Because that is the national average commuting length. That is as much attention span as I think the average person has, and that's when I usually feel myself getting fatigued during a podcast. So if you're instead of doing an hour a week or whatever, I'm just going to do 20 minutes every day because I'm a fucking 

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beast, you know what I'm saying 

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anyways, dude, please leave a rating, please subscribe, leave a review in a podcast app or do something nice for all this beautiful dangerous misinformation that I'm putting in your ears for whatever you're doing. If you're just chilling, appreciate you. Let me chill with you if you're on a hike or something. If you're walking, I'm honored to be accompanied with. You? I hope you either meet the love of your life or see some really fucking stupid people that'll be entertaining for you anyway. Speaking of being stupid, I guess we're in another war. 

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Well, 

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not us, but well humanity. If you count us all as one big collective humanities back in another war and I hate it. So I'm out the other day. Dude, all this beef everybody's always beefing um, if you wait long enough everybody's just gonna fucking die. So there's no reason for all these wars and all this terrible shit going on, but I'm not gonna lie to you, dude. I'm gonna sit this one out because I' don't understand. I don't know and I don't understand all the Israel and Hamas stuff. I started watching a show on Netflix about it with my dad back in the day and I didn't really understand it. I just couldn't get into it. I think it was dubbed. I think it was actually made in like the Middle East or something. 

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And uh 

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yeah, as far as I know, these Hamas bastards went into Israel and they just started slaughtering people and taking videos and going a lock bar. That's the next thing I'm gonna do when I' give give a chick some bomb ass dick, 

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I'm just gonna go hello bah afterwards, 

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you know, cause letting off a bomb. 

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Wow, 

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that was a terrible joke. Probably get stabbed for that. Shouldn't that tell you something about the. World though, where you know we talk about religion of peace, but if you say anything about it you gotta worry about somebody fucking gank in you that meanwhile the Christianity is just the most pussy thing ever. He had fucking drag Queens running around during mass at this point 

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I don't know. 

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I did organize religion. I don't really fuck with it to be honest, I like it. I think it's necessary and I believe in goud and all that, but you just can't. I can't have another man telling me about my relationship with God, you know. I mean there's certain things where it's it's ignorant to think that you're not a part about part of something bigger than yourself. These like super atheists. They're always super arrogant and you always think they're the center of the fucking universe. But then, uh, the super religious nuts. It's just always like alright dude. Well, we're kind of rolling the dice on our quality of life while we're here guaranteed, and we don't really know it's gonna happen afterwards, so uh, we probably shouldn't be killing each other over what might happen when we're gone. But hey, what do I know? I'm just a little country boy from the motherland. I like my little sour crout sandwiches and that's it. I just want to do my dumb little podcast, eat my sour crout sandwiches, hang out with my friends, 

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drink my Celsius cause I can't eat gluten, I eat pizza. For the first time last night in a long ass time and I've been uh, not feeling hot all day, dude, I think I do have a gluten in sensitivity, 

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but we'll see 

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dude, but yeah, I just don't understand. I don't understand this conflict. It sounds like the Israelis took Palestine from the Palestinians at one point and the Palestinians are really pissed off about it. So they go and slaughter Israeli civilians or something. And I don't know man, it's just a very ugly situation and to be honest, I just have no interest in that part of the world. It just seems like it just seems like it'll never end. It seems like no matter what you do, it'll never end. It's just all these fucking holy wars and 

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yeah, like, where where does it end? It only ends in us pushing buttons and you know somebody tweeted earlier cameroo it was somebody, somebody really famous. They're like, you know what? What's it gonna take to have peace and my response to it was nukes. That's the only thing is going to take the fear of it or the actual launch of it. It's like why? That's the only reason anybody gives a fuck about Russia or North Korea. Like what does russia's GDP like what does Russia explore? What does Russia do for the world? 

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Russia doesn't do shit. 

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The only reason we put them up there is because they have nuclear capabilities are North Korea. North Korea is. Literally the fucking butthole with the hemoroid of the planet the Hermit king. Them were that fat little Chewbacca looking fuck chain smoke in cigarettes and shove and cheeseburgers that his father allegedly invented in his big fat fucking face. You know, recreating like like what a prick you know. People starve in a shit like that, but the only reason we're talking about them because they have nukes. 

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Ah, 

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so you know, nukes are like you know how in America you have to have money to have clout like you can be the most whatever, but you need money to establish credibility in certain fields pretty much everything, especially having the cloat on the world stage to have clout. You need to have nuclear capabilities 

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cause 

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there's a lot of countries that we talk about that do absolutely nothing for anybody, and the only reason we talk about them is because they can put their finger on a button and send us all into the afterlife and that would fucking below. Imagine you're just going about your business one day, right? Imagine you're just going about your fucking business one day and also nuke start ringing and you're like I'm just trying to pay my bills. I'm trying to go to my little nursing job or whatever you may do. Mind my business. Be nice to my friends, have a good relationship with my parents. I don't have beef with some Russian or some uh Iranian. I don't care. They're probably cool people. I got no beef with them right next thing you know, big old nuke is falling down on you cause the fuggin 

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oil oil lizard 

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people can't get along. You know the Hillary Clintons of the world 

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who wanna, yeah, 

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it's crazy. All the Democrats that became these warmongers, you know it used to be the conservatives were do the warmongering because it was good for the economy, but then the conservatives realized okay were the ones where our kids are gonna have to go fight these wars because all these liberal pussy tech kids they get to stay home and um you know be sport coats, 

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and 

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so now it's like you know if it' was like oh, if you don't if you don't have allegiance to Ukraine, you're a you're a you're a coward yeah cause you're not gonna have to go fight them. You're not gonna have to go do anything, and that's I think everybody is just kind of sick of we know the effects of war. We've seen the PTSD, we've seen the death, we've seen the destruction we' know it's possible, so anybody in their right mind wants to avoid it at all costs. It's like it's like it's like being in a fight like anybody knows how to fight is gonna avoid a fight because they know you could possibly die during the fighter. End up in jail. Like really hurts somebody get hurt yourself. Some people have never. Had their ass kicked. I wanna walk around and like road rage and shit, you know, and so I trust when I you know. When I hear combat veterans saying yeah I don't ever want to experience anything like that again and I don't think anybody else should ever have to experience it, I trust their judgment dude. I don't want to go see my buddies die and I don't want nukes flying over my head 

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so all y'all can suck my big ol fucking donkey dick as far as that goes dude. 

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Yeah, but what do I know? Who am I you know it always cracks me up. It always cracks me up when I say something on the Internet and then I put the clip out there and like the clip goes on a YouTube short or something where it goes to people that don't know who I am. Somebody's like, yeah, but who are you? I have no idea who you are wow, it's not like there's 7 billion people on the planet and you don't know who I am. That must discredit me in every way, shape or form because you don't know who I am. I mean what I mean if you don't know somebody right. Random guy in Minnesota right? Stumble across my channel. If you've never seen me before, that must mean I must be just absolute scum of the earth doesn't matter. Shut my shit down. I don't deserve to be here. 

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Yeah, I don't know who you are. Yeah, 

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I still I've never heard of you some fuck without a profile picture. Of course you've never heard of me. Dude. There's 7 billion people and everybody has an Internet connection. If you can capture 1%, right? If you can capture 1%, 

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what's that 

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1% of the world population? Okay, if you're going to generate 1% individuals more than 1,000,000 

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now how 

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many people is 1% of 

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earth's 

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population? 

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God, dude, why does Google? Why are you doing? Why are you doing this to me? We'll see population is 7 billion, 953,952,567 people, so point 0. 1% of the population is 795,396 people. 

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So 

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if you can capture 1% of the earth's population, right? Just one single percent that is 7,000,000, 795,396 people. So let's just talk probability here. Okay, it's not like I'm a math major, I dropped out of college and I took the same math class 3 times in high school just because I wouldn't go shout out Miss James for dealing with me, but she didn't go to prom with me. I asked my high school math teacher to prom and she wasn't having. I liked her. Kashili smelled like coffee and cigarettes. I guess she a real one, and one time I ran into her at the doctors and I was like, oh, Miss James, what are you doing here? 

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And you know 

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I was probably there to get my fucking Clemiti under control or something I. Don't remember what it was, but 

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uh, yeah, 

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it was a weird place to see her, but she was cool as fuck shout out to her anyways 1% of the population, right? 

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Um, 

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700,000 so 795,000 people would have to know who I am just to get 1% so it doesn't mean anything. If you don't know somebody all right, it's not like everybody is fucking Michael Jackson so and plus that shouldn't be yourself worth anyway. I was into the new Drake album cause I wanted to see 

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what uh, 

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the people without personalities personalities gonna be for the next 3 months and Joe Button got in my head. Joe Button made a remark about Drake. He said that Drake is 36 and he still wrapped into the kids and Drake understands something that we all don't, otherwise he wouldn't be relevant for the last 15 years and be number one. And but I do agree. I don't wanna hear Drake rapping about bitches anymore like we all know Drake, you can have any girl you want. It's not impressive. We all know you have an airplane that's awesome, but what we really wanna know is what it's like to be Elvis in the digital age and let us know a little bit about the background. What are what are the lizard people doing to you? What are the offers? Come in your way? Where do you go from here like expose us to your world Drake don't talk about. You know, there's this weird body line like Future like future's aesthetic is like this too. Like Drake and Future have this like over the top cool 

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uh 

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personas, aesthetics where the everything that they take themselves like very very very serious. You know when at the end of the day like you're, you're talking in the air. Guys like you're not, 

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you know. 

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Sure you're given people of feeling you're creating a backdrop to the times to the memories people are creating, but you're taking yourself is pretty serious for that because most of the time you're just wrapping about bitches money and liquor or selling drugs to people. 

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So 

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it's really not that serious guy. 

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But yeah, I guess I'm not doing any different, but it's always you know when you get the wannabe people, the people where they wait for the Drake like I said, you get the people that wait for the Drake album to come out so they can see how they need to adjust their personality. And then when those guys try to have the cool effect is like, is there anything darkier than somebody trying to be cool? 

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Pretty fucking 

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wack, but yeah, I didn't like the album. I feel bad saying it. I didn't like the album and sounds like Drake has some stomach issues. Sounds like all the real ones have stomach issues, Kirk obey and had a fucked up stomach. Drake has a fucked up stomach. I have a fucked. Up stomach? 

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Um, 

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you know all of us, you know all of us, everybody who somebody has 

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a fucked up stomach and I think you know 

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they say the mind gut connection and I do think the things that give me the abilities to do the stuff that I'm passionate about what some people might blabel. You have to be kind of crazy, you know what I mean. You have to be kind of crazy to go after certain things and be a certain type of creative. You know what I mean and where it's like. I bet you anything with Drake like his stomach issues are probably psychosomatic because he's fucking Elvis. You know a man you can't go anywhere with people losing their shit and people yell and then you got like a man. You just get high one day and you realize, oh fuck like I'm that guy, but also I'm gonna die someday and this is just a big simulation. So what the fuck are we doing here? But at the same time people are just freaking out like people you've never seen before, freaking out over ya and I know what that was Kirk obeyne's thing. I think his was all psychosomatic tune. That's what the doctors are telling me they're like, no, it's in your head. It's a neurological thing 

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so I don't know 

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if you're able to dig into certain pockets of creativity. I think it uh, I think it fucks with your. Stomach did and you know they always joke like oh, hot girls have stomach issues now those bitches are just eating at a rolls, that's their problem. They're they're just eating out of Rawls and drinking too much Starbucks. And our diets our diets are really really really screwed up once I've been learned a lot about nutrition and not like normie nutrition, but from actual healthy people you know I don't trust, I don't like seeing fat trainers at the gym and I don't like seeing out of shape nutritionists, you know, or like when you walk into a vegan coffee shop, how just fucking stinks of dying people low and iron. 

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Um, 

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yeah, I don't take advice from anybody, I don't take fitness advice from anybody without abs and I don't take diet advice from anybody with bad skin or something you know, and that's typically they'll be like, oh, here's the food pyramid, eat your bread, eat your seed oils, do your this and that eat all these sugary fruits and that fucks with fruits, 

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but 

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when I eat too many vegetables I got 1t of vegetable I didn't have a lot of food in the fridge and I was trying to eat out my fridge before I go to may he call and I ate 1t of vegetables and I was just fucking dying afterwards, so I don't know if it's cause they were just filled with pesticides, but anyways did sounds like butthole Biden has. The israeli's backs so I think for now because we are blessed to be on this beautiful continent protected by the US military. All the brave souls whether they're a gender neutral or not. I think we're going to be safe here so that is our American privilege back at it. 

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So 

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you know, god bless the United States, god bless y'all and yeah dude just 

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I don't know 

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shit's making me sad.