This week we spiral through the kind of life goals that make normal people question your sanity. Carina is fully committed to becoming Timo Tay Chill-a-may, the guy who thinks ballet and opera are “too much effort for no one”, Karin is producing a live drag Sailor Moon movie (next week btw), a project born entirely from blind ambition because they haven’t even watched it yet, but apparently drag queens and chaos are all you need to be an auteur.

Somewhere in the chaos, we ponder the deep mysteries of life, like how to get rich enough to help people without accidentally funding literal nonsense and how Karin is gently, desperately asking Carina to be more mindful, which Carina clearly isn’t interested in.

Is this a life goals episode? Kind of.

Are we actually planning anything? Absolutely not.

Are we talking about baking cakes, chasing fireflies, and fantasizing about being rich enough to help people? Yes.

Is adulthood just screaming our chaos into a microphone and calling it ambition? Definitely.