Bed Bach and Beyond

Welcome back listeners, this episode is very special because Emily introduces her Mom, Kathy, as guest co-host! She was hesitant, but as expected had lots to say.

Mom usually tunes in at the end because she shuts the TV off when it's all the "drama with all the girls bein' mean", which is just about as Kathy as it gets. Em's mom is an angel and a caring, empathetic person just like Em so this episode went off without a hitch and lots of mom and daughter banter. We chat everything from finale, hometown reflections, Susie and Clayton's post show relationship, the army of strong women that taught Colto-CLAYTON some very important lessons, our love for Jesse, and everything in-between.

Like mother like daughter, we only have sympathy and hope for everyone involved in this season...even the meathead himself. Oh, and Emily likes Rachel now! Enjoy BBs

DISCLAIMER: Emily is no angel 😂

Hi all! Mrs. Mrs. is back with us, and we chat about Fabletics complaints, the confusing two-on-one, the shopping (borrowing) date, NBC mandated couples therapy, BEING PERFORMATIVE, and of course....Hometowns. Plus lots in between! If you haven't gotten your review, get caught up on the rose shenanigans on Bed Bach and Beyond. Cheers to this season almost being over!!! 😅😂🌹

Hey ya'll!

Kim and Em are back to catch up on thoughts of Clayton's season thus far. Don't know about anyone else but we've been a little bored with Clayton's season so far and figured we could sum up the drama in one big ole podcast. (Same length as usual lol).

PS: Aubrey is married! Next time we talk to her she will be a Mrs! Until then, miss you Aubs, and enjoy this catch-up full of Kim and Emily bullshitting. Honestly though Kim is impressive with a roster for reference, notes, she on it! Tune in BB's! xoxo

Today's episode is super jam packed with awesome because we're wrapping up thought on Michelle's season, saying hello to Clayton's season (cue that meme of the lady on her knees breathing heavy trying to catch up) and we have a brand new guest co-host!!

We are so happy to welcome Kim Alballat to #bedbachandbeyond for this podcast session and more in the future! Kim and Emily have been very close for about 5 years now, both coming from bartending background in NYC and becoming instant friends after being co-workers. We've seen it all...from each other, from complete strangers, from bosses... 🤣 Basically she's IT and she's finally on the mic, as it's been a long time coming. Aubrey is wedding prepping and we miss her oh so much, but she'll be back sometime this season!

So press play to hear a little bit about Kim, listen to our thoughts on the ending of Michelle's season and the beginning of Clayton, and of course laugh with us! xoxo Happy listening BB's

Okay this title has multiple meanings okay...

Court is in session because Emily needs to be TRIED for the amount of time that's passed since recording...😂and also because we tuned in to Michelle's Apology Court last week as she heard each case, accepted each apology as hands continued to raise, and found at least four of those men guilty for spewing bullshit at the Men Tell All (Jamie & Martin especially) lololol

This episode is Emily solo recapping the last THREE episodes we missed, as Aubrey is planning her wedding, guests were busy and this shit had to get done quite frankly.

But it is a FUN episode and a first for Emily to be on the mic solo.

She covers: Brandon's Minnesota one on one/Clayton's exit episode (and Bachelor reveal I mean basically... did you see him crying into that dramatic letter that a bunch of kids he didn't know wrote him and the ten extra minutes of screen time he got AFTER being sent home), Hometowns, & Men Tell All. In record time might we add..Aubrey will be so proud.

Stick to those three Golden rules as Martin stated... coughCHRIScough

So Chris is officially star douche of this production, although Martin ended up coming in close second after putting his foot in his mouth later on at the cocktail party. Surprisingly Michelle decided to give him the benefit of the doubt, pinning a rose on Martin, and not Casey or Leroy. Bye Bye.

Overall, this episode was awesome. Aside from petty drama mentioned above, Michelle is still kicking ass, and nothing gets by her. Two amazing one on one dates with profound conversations, insane chemistry, and food no one touched...and overall she has a great group of grounded guys that are calling bullshit right along side us.

We were excited to record this one, enjoy BB's!

This episode was somewhat of a snoozer according to us, but a fun pod episode either way. We discuss Rick's gentle creepiness and bad kissing, Michelle's crippling self doubt in this episode, and of course...what it means to feel seen. Actually we might have not even gone over that. Pretty sure we got a definition of it all hour. 😂Aubrey is a little savage towards Michelle about some choices in this one and Em and Aub disagreed on something AGAIN which is genuinely enjoyable for us, for real.

Talk soon BB's. We got your catch up right here on Bed Bach and Beyond podcast 🌹

Spinning, puking, streaking and professing love. Ah, the fantastical world of bizzare Bachelor franchise dates. Michelle is still cool as a cucumber and surprisingly enough the guys are chill enough to protect her from learning about any pointless drama...but not chill enough to NOT create it. Miami Doughbois Will and Peter can't seem to just um...ignore eachother? Anddd Jamie has one of the quickest falls from grace of all time. Eww, Jamie!

Join Aubrey & Em for the next hour and catch up on your Bach recap!

Welcome back one and all!

We missed you bb's!!

Oh what's that? It's only been like...two weeks??

Aubrey and Em are back, in this one they break down the premiere episode as well as episode two. About an hour in we switch over. Michelle seems to not even be phased about her position, is already acting mature, kind of talks to everyone like a teacher, not sure how well that's gonna work, but guys we are on this ride and it ain't stopping. It's also wholesome af so far besides creepy note guy.

Chances are if there's any emergency, Michelle will def be one of those teachers next to the lunch ladies that helps everyone jump out the exit door on the side of the bus though..so we're in good hands.

xoxo🌹

As our time commenting on hot people drinking on the beach together comes to a close, Aubrey and Emily want to thank everyone for listening and sharing Bed Bach & Beyond!

The ladies share final thoughts on the season, the engagements, and looking forward to Michelle's season of the Bachelorette in a couple weeks.

Cheers BBs and see you for the season premiere!