This week, after Kelly gives Ang a painful wake up call about her potential/future sex life, they talk, AGAIN, about twin flames. Listen y’all don’t know shit about soul mates and twin flames. You gotta stop with your bullshit.

Everyone wants real love. Think twice before you try to manifest a TF!

Then we talk about jealous/flirty PARENTS! The horror!

More problems solved for humanity. You’re welcome.

Let’s tiptoe into 2024 and not touch anything. 🖤

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finally these bitches recorded!

So much laughing in this ep

butt stuff

made up podcast names (maybe)

I mean...I had you at butt stuff, right? Perv.

sharp subject change: trigger warning Dash around 45 minutes. We discuss school shootings and there’s mention of suicide.

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Let's go down memory lane to the days when social media was a brand new concept. Remember My Space? We barely do. But we will discuss how we had to walk uphill in the snow both ways to get to a modem to dial in to our AOL account to create our Geocities pages with real HTML, and then talk about what social media has become - the good, the bad, and the ugly.

Is anything real?

We play a new game called "Oh for the Love!" where we share our exasperating moments from life this week. Wanna share yours? Email us at "[email protected]"

The really great news is that Ang sounds like a podcaster now, and not like she's trapped in a bathroom. AND...we have sound effects!

Enjoy!

Oh and also, have you hugged a bitch today?

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How to get your dopamine (pleasure, satisfaction, motivation) from something other than social media:

1) our podcasts (obvs!)

2) music

3) hobby

4) small adventures

5) complete small tasks

6) dance

Get your serotonin (happiness and mood)

1) our podcasts

2) sunshine

3) exercise

4) gratitude!

5) therapy

6) aromatherapy

Oxytocin (love, empathy, safety)

1) love us

2) hug!!!!

3) speak kindly to yourself

4) pet snugs

5) massage

Endorphins (stress and pain relief)

1) not sure we can help you here

2) accupuncture

3) laughter!!

4) exercise

5) hot bath

Other stuff we bitchsplained - The Vibration of Emotions:

1. Joy/Appreciation/Empowered/Freedom/Love. 

2 . Passion  

3 . Enthusiasm/Eagerness/Happiness.

4 . Positive Expectation/Belief

5 . Optimism. 

6 . Hopefulness. 

7 . Contentment 

8 . Boredom (Neutral, turning point).    

9 . Pessimism.  

10. Frustration/Irritation/Impatience.   

11. Overwhelmed.   

12. Disappointment.   

13. Doubt.   

14. Worry. 

15. Blame. 

16. Discouragement.  

17. Anger.  

18. Revenge 

19. Hatred/Rage 

20. Jealousy. 

21. Insecurity/Guilt/Unworthiness. 

22. Fear/Grief/Depression/Despair/Powerlessness

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This week Kelly and Ang talk about when is it "enough"? When do we have enough money, when do we have enough botox, when have we given enough...?

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