The boys present real stories ripped from the headlines of REAL NEWS OUTLETS.  This week:  bicycle theft and political correctness, illegal twerking, a woman who wants to convince a bus driver that she is a bicycle and a truck crash that releases thousands of bees!  It's comedy gold.

Don't forget to tweet @timisfunny or @saxcarr with your new name for criminals using #newcriminal  -- and as a reminder, nobody likes racists.