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BEFORE SCIENTOLOGY, TOM CRUISE WAS A CATHOLIC, LOSERS


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BEFORE SCIENTOLOGY, TOM CRUISE WAS A CATHOLIC, LOSERS


“For a better part

of a decade, a San Francisco Bay Area drug ring sold tons of cocaine
to the Crips and Bloods street gangs of Los Angeles and funneled
millions in drugs profits to a Latin American guerilla army run by
the U.S. Central Intelligence Agency, a Mercury News investigation
has found.”

- The San Jose

Mercury News, August 18, 1996


The only missionary

I like is the position.


The only religion

that matters is capitalism. Pillaged

and looted. You

don't have to like it –

but you will have to

get used to it. It takes a village

to burn a bridge and

keep the secrets.


Have you come out

with swords and clubs as if

I were a criminal?

Even J Christ understood

the zeitgeist.

Prayer and water. Prayer and holy water

sounds a lot like

prison. Sleep with snakes

to learn parcel

tongue. Prayer and water


and private jets.

The person who uses their private jet most on Earth

does a PSA about

saving the planet. If it doesn't make you say god dammit, well,


god dammit. Prayers

and water

and hero worship.

Smooth-brained

means smooth

surface. It must be a fairly hollow realization that the only thing
your parents raised you to be is a consumer,


loser.

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Google FamousBy Mathew Serback