We know that people love their pets, and we love ours too. But really, if the only thing that people like about you more than their pet is that you don’t shed hair all over, well that’s not much of a complement. Still, it sounds better in Portuguese.

Dialogue

A: Miau, miau, miau, miau.

B: Sinceramente Marilene, você ama aquele gato mais do que eu.

A: Não é verdade querido. Você não solta pelo e nem tosse bolas de pelo.

B: Obrigado querida, isso me faz sentir bem melhor


A: Here kitty kitty, here kitty kitty.

B: I swear Marilene, you love that cat more than me.

A: Not true dear. You don’t shed hair and don’t cough up fur balls.

B: Thanks sweetie, that makes me feel much better.