This week on The World According to Dick Buttons, we deep-dive into the absurdity of everyday life with a lineup that’s as brutally honest as it is hilariously relatable. Dick points the finger—literally—at societal decline in The Indecent Index Finger, then unleashes a verbal hurricane on Bank Overdraft Fees and RSVP Deniers. In two nostalgic “Remember This” segments, we rewind to the glorious eras of Columbia House Record Club and Blockbuster Video, before rocketing into another dimension with a Top 5 Best Alien Movies countdown.

Also on the docket: Behind the Counter Zombies, the lifeless gatekeepers of customer service, and a branding breakdown of 7-Eleven, the original convenience cult. Dick tackles Local Weather Stations and their overcooked forecasts, calls out Smug Dry Cleaners, and torches Annoying Telemarketers with the fury of a thousand robocalls.

Finally, we get sentimental about the death of real community with a gut-punch rant on Mom & Pop Hardware Stores.

Strap in. It’s raw. It’s real. It’s Dick Buttons.