Why the hell is Captain America's shield the size of a commemorative dinner plate?!

Did Capt win the WW2 by teabagging nazis?!

Does Steve Rogers own curtains or not?!?!?

And did aliens abduct his wife's legs?!?!?!

Listen to our first podcast in which we were in pain while laughing at this infamously awful comic book.

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