Does your sports team losing ruin your day? Have you found yourself getting in an argument with a rival team's fan on Twitter? Have you wished ill upon a player that you didn't like?

Yep, being a sports fan is fanatically dumb. We all need to calm down. As Sean likes to say, "We're rooting for laundry." And let's get more Slime Monsters out on the field! 

Plus, a dumb tweet from Kevin Durant and one of our favorite sports cliches about good players needing to step up.