We may be a broken record, but this may indeed be the worst film we have watched so far on this podcast. This week, we discuss the “romantic comedy” (WTF?) starring Mike Myers – “The Love Guru.” Join the St. Johns as they discuss all of the problematic elements of this film, the juvenile humor, and if Mike Myers is just a weird guy. If you like hockey, gurus, or Ben Kingsley…you may NOT want to watch this movie!You can find us at the following:Email: [email protected]: https://twitter.com/BelowFreezing32Facebook: @belowfreezingpodcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/belowfreezingbadfilms/

Did you know they made a sequel to “Hollow Man”? Well, I’m here to tell you that YES they did and YES we covered “Hollow Man 2” on the pod. Join the St. Johns as they discuss this straight-to-DVD flick: the Christian Slater (or lack thereof) of the whole thing, the way Seattle is (and is not) used in the film, and the longest neck in the history of necks. The movie is on Tubi, so you know it’s good. You can find us at the following:Email: [email protected]: https://twitter.com/BelowFreezing32Facebook: @belowfreezingpodcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/belowfreezingbadfilms/

What happens when two Academy Award winning actors square off in a futuristic, serial-killer, VR flick? Well, you get the 1995 gem “Virtuosity” – so join the St. Johns as they discuss the co-leads of Denzel Washington and Russell Crowe, the awkwardly low stakes for the movie, and if this movie would have been better with a different cast. Does this movie have naked martial arts? You bet your sweet digital ass it does!You can find us at the following:Email: [email protected]: https://twitter.com/BelowFreezing32Facebook: @belowfreezingpodcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/belowfreezingbadfilms/

A bestselling novel, a proven director, and multiple actors with name recognition – this is the recipe for blockbuster filmmaking…unless those ingredients don’t mix well together. Join the St. Johns as they discuss the Brian De Palma fiasco “The Bonfire of the Vanities” and everything that goes along with it: the miscasting, the excess, and the way it tries to be about too much and doesn’t quite nail any of it. You can find us at the following:Email: [email protected]: https://twitter.com/BelowFreezing32Facebook: @belowfreezingpodcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/belowfreezingbadfilms/

“There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.” Behold in the glory of our first Chuck Norris film – in which he plays HIMSELF!!! Yes, we are indeed talking about the 1992 family film about karate in Texas – “Sidekicks”. Join the St. Johns as they delve into the world of Chuck Norris, our lead’s crazy daydreams that need serious medical attention, and the Texas mafia. This movie is INCREDIBLE – so check it out and listen to us break it all down (including the “twist” ending).You can find us at the following:Email: [email protected]: https://twitter.com/BelowFreezing32Facebook: @belowfreezingpodcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/belowfreezingbadfilms/

Not every film we pick for the podcast turns out quite the way we think it is going to. Sometimes the movies are goofy, sometimes the movies are amazing, and sometimes the movies feel hollow and without real merit. Here is where the St. Johns find themselves as they discuss the Paul Schrader directed and Lindsay Lohan led film “The Canyons”. They attempt to discuss the wild behind-the-scenes stories, where Lohan was with her career at the time, and if the film really says anything about Hollywood. The film is free on some streaming services, but you may just want to listen to us and skip the viewing…You can find us at the following:Email: [email protected]: https://twitter.com/BelowFreezing32Facebook: @belowfreezingpodcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/belowfreezingbadfilms/

What happens when you mix a white rapper with a Pee-Wee Herman aesthetic and some of the weirdest editing in a film? You get the 1991 comedy/dance film “Cool As Ice” starring Vanille Ice. Join the St. Johns as they discuss the cooky side characters, awkward family dynamics, and loose hips. This is a genuinely crazy film – watch it and then tune in for the pod!You can find us at the following:Email: [email protected]: https://twitter.com/BelowFreezing32Facebook: @belowfreezingpodcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/belowfreezingbadfilms/

We started off grey, things got darker, but ultimately we were freed – WE DID IT! We have come to the end of the E.L. James trilogy with the 2018 film “Fifty Shades Freed”. Join the St. Johns as we discuss unearned ending montages, long lost orphan brothers, and awkward hugs. Is this a good trilogy? Is it a bad trilogy? Should different ice cream have been used in that kitchen sex scene? LET US KNOW!You can find us at the following:Email: [email protected]: https://twitter.com/BelowFreezing32Facebook: @belowfreezingpodcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/belowfreezingbadfilms/

What if Tarantino told Guy Ritchie an idea for a movie who wrote it down but then lost it during a storm when someone picked it up and tried to connect the dots that got smeared in rain? The result would probably be Joe Carnahan’s action-comedy “Smokin’ Aces”. Join the St. Johns as they talk about this stacked cast (and who stood out), the overly complicated plot, and just what tone this movie was going for. You can find us at the following:Email: [email protected]: https://twitter.com/BelowFreezing32Facebook: @belowfreezingpodcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/belowfreezingbadfilms/

We journey back into the red room and the Pacific Northwest but add a creepy publisher and stalking submissive in “Fifty Shades Darker”. Join the St. Johns as they discuss Mrs. Robinson, telling girls to kneel, and questionable helicopter rides. You can find us at the following:Email: [email protected]: https://twitter.com/BelowFreezing32Facebook: @belowfreezingpodcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/belowfreezingbadfilms/