We were all taught he’s the kite-flying genius, the face of the $100 bill, and the daddy of Philadelphia. But beneath the powdered wig and the statesman’s veneer was a man who lived a life so messy it would get his ass canceled today.

Today, we’re stripping away the "American Hero" and airing out the Founding Father’s filthiest laundry. We’re talking about everything from his early days pretending to be a sassy old woman to troll his own brother, to his obnoxious ego and the literal skeletons discovered in his basement. Come for the realization that Franklin may not have even wanted the Revolution, and stay for his astonishing advice on why you should have affairs with older women.

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