No dicking about with guests this week; the biggest double gameweek in FPL history is upon us and the Two Clueless Dickheads are all business. Both have played their bench boost and are banking on big returns to see them close the gap at the top of the table. More accusations of copying are made as the most shameless man in England (Joseph Stephen Wylie) takes inspiration from Kai's ingenious wildcard picks. In FPL terms this is simply as big as it gets. Let's f*****g go.