Chelsea puts on a beret… and then her building catches on fire. Yes—real flames. 13 flights of stairs. This is not a drill.

From emergency escape plans to the sweetest baptism weekend recap, your girls are delivering updates. Then we spiral (naturally): Olympic curling scandal, hockey fight injustice, Olympic Village condom-gate, Boston Rob running The Traitors, and the millennial healing we deserve—Hilary Duff tour + Hannah Montana 20 years later.

It’s mid-February. Things are happening. Your girls have thoughts.