Bert Kreischer is "The Machine" and he has a Showtime special to prove it (airing 11/11). He's also sharing some hilarious stories about showing up Houston Rockets guard Ralph Sampson, his relationship with the Russian mafia, and how one trip to Amsterdam effectively changed his life (think #1 Party Animal and flying dildos). And Bert breaks down the best amusement park rides and food. What more do you need?