“You're my most dedicated player, always helping me with anything you can and making sure everyone is having fun. You also bring snacks, which I highly appreciate. And I didn't give you anything on your birthday this year, so... I just wanted to do a little thing for you as a way of saying thank you.* (Opens a piece of paper) "This is the seventh time I'm trying to write this. Every time I try to do it the normal way, I just stare at a blank paper for hours without doing anything, so I'll try to do it... My way, this time..."

My good friend u/angel_main wrote this epic script (you can find here)  and being the RPG geek that I am, I jumped at the chance.