Amy Schumer talks dick size, Colin Quinn talks body image, the begining of gyms, sex clubs and AIDS, Jim Norton talks about privacy, Robert Kelly got arrested at 10 years old, Chip Chipperson is a fucking liar, Edgar Mellencamp & Uncle Paul drop in, my gay little brother talks shit on comfortable straight men, and my mom admits she liked hitting us sometimes.  If you only download one episode of Carmody Central, let this be the one.