Savour the best bits from the past week of Smorgasbored Daily, as Pete D. Gaskell presents such highlights as: - Why Kiwis are not being sold to youngsters; - How hidden genitals in artwork could be the next Dan Brown mystery; - The correct etiquette in a naked restaurant; - Whether you should kick a wall with a toothpick under your toenail or pull a nail file out from your mouth; - And why a restaurant in Ireland sets a new filthy low for hygiene... Featuring: Andrew Corvero, Glenn Jakeman, Adi Ahnang, Peff Soulsby, Liam & The Phranchize (The Happy Accident), Chris Gordon & Rob Wade