Welcome back dear readers - after much anticipation, the sluts are in person and reunited with a very special guest and bestie: the one and only Zoe. Together they take a new twist on the Drunk Classics, in which they must drink and make their guesses on which classic the other could possibly be talking about. Tangents include vengeful high school teachers, Jude Law vs Aaron Taylor Johnson vs Matt Damon, and much appreciation for Josh Wines.

***this episode is not sponsored by Josh Wines***

Theme music by seven-times-state-bird

Media Discussed:

Brooklyn 99

Percy Jackson by Rick Riordan

Tiffany Aching by Terry Pratchett

Middlesex by Jeffrey Eugenides

To All the Boys I Loved Before by Jenny Hahn

Eileen by Otessa Moshfegh

Pretty Little Liars by Sara Shepherd