Bette may be old, but she's not too old to produce elevator music. It was a long two week stint for us listening to this album, from 2000, that didn't produce anything like "The Rose" that Napoleon Dynamite so famously made his dance routine to. Give this one a listen for yourself, and you might just fall asleep while wondering how Bette Midler is still making music. BUT... give us a listen and we'll give you the cliff notes and a few laughs.