The First Episode is here! Who do we have to sacrifice to get some attention over here?

1. Best First Minute Ever

2. Bad Cell Phones

3. Tickle Torture In the Political Holo-deck

4. The Fallacious Fantasy Football Frontier

5. Ron Paul v. Repubs v. Dems v. Christians v. Kennedys v. Libertarians v. Regan v Bush 1 v Clinton and the Winner is A Clam Chowder Joke.

6. Tommy v. Crispin

7. A Random Sampling of Paul's House.

8. The Careless Fairy