Russ Martin returns to discuss the scourge of jingle jangle on our nation's streets and to offer his in depth ranking of how hot all the guys on the show are. We're extremely back on our bullshit this week with another long as hell episode, but a lot of it is about Mark Consuelos, so that's something.

Episode 21 - Better Call Serpent Saul

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It's a Black Hood Bonanza, as we talk about "Chapter 33: Shadow of a Doubt " and "Chapter 34: Judgement Night ", wherein the identity of Riverdale's masked menace is revealed once again for the last time until next week! Also, street gangs hot dads and mafia sons oh my...

Episode 33 - Is That Hal There Is?

We talk about "Chapter 32: Prisoners", which is such a bonkers and all over the map episode that it turned our brains to mush and the podcast is even more freewheeling than usual. We even used the same title joke as last time. Don't blame us, blame Riverdale.

Episode 32 - B.Y.O. Black Hood

Hey, we're still alive and podcasting! We begin to catch up on everything we missed by talking about Riverdale's amazing musical episode, A Night To Remember,

Episoide 31 - B.Y.O. Blood

Our crack team of political insiders dishes on the twin elections in Riverdale, as well as the dubious wisdom behind the new Cheryl storyline. Here's the Outline article we mention: https://theoutline.com/post/3830/riverdale-archie-fascism?zd=2&zi=lpiksyuu

Episode 30 - I Drink Your Mimosa

Oh hey, we came back. We get up to speed on all the many developments in Riverdale, and Graham complains a lot about Chic Cooper. The episode title is a Scott Pilgrim joke did you get it

Episode 21 - Better Call Serpent Saul

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