The patriarchy enjoys regular energy injections from cinema (see: the James Bond franchise, Roadhouse, My Fair Lady). John Hughes gave it a big shot in the arm in 1985 with Weird Science.
Anthony Michael Hall and Ilan Mitchell-Smith star as uber losers Gary and Wyatt, who – with Playboy, Frankenstein, and bras as headwear – make a “perfect woman” they name Lisa (Kelly LeBrock).
With the help of Lisa, Gary and Wyatt stick up for themselves, gain confidence, and get girlfriends, evolving from boys to…somewhat older boys. Along the way they engage in some nonchalant racism, frequent homophobia, and rampant misogyny.
Weird Science was a big one for Rebecca, who watched it when it played perpetually on basic cable. It was also big for everybody (except for Jack, apparently, who somehow missed the film entirely).
Rebecca and Jack steel themselves for this specimen that has not aged well, interrogating a film that scrutinizes bodies as a plot point, and how it may have negatively impacted the self image of young cinephiles across the land. Is there someone to blame for that damage (it isn’t Lisa, she’s amazing), or is Weird Science a film we should simply chalk up to a sign of the times?
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