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Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Ok, full disclosure. We did not plan the assault on the ACTUAL american capitol. We recorded this episode and the last episode a solid month before all the craziness in the world happened. It is kind of funny that we said it on the show...and then it immediately happened though. That being sad, this week is a puzzle dungeon! These trials and tribulations were created by and for true Muricans. You must hold that in your heart if you are to be successful. Sometimes puzzles are the traps! In order to really understand this puzzle dungeon you have to think like a Murican. Aka, small minded and pretty dumb. Why does this dungeon have a swirling grease hole? What do all these towers do? What do the libs like to do with their free time? What’s ol’ Bernie Sanders doin’ these days in the far flung future? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so, stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to play with you for a completely different experience!

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Hosts: Dennis, Phil, Austin, Tristan, Jon

Art by Emily Swan

Music by Gozer

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