Double Double Toil and Trouble/ Like a hell broth boil and bubble/ In the poison’d entrails throw:

A show belov’d by history /And two stars who lack chemistry /Nicole Kidman who’s fair of mane

Will Ferrell with a shtick that’s lame / a remake within a remake /t’will only give you a headache

Nora Bore-ah Ephron wrote this / and should’ve toss‘d it in the abyss.