Did you really think there was some chance that Beyoncé would let two little freeloaders growing inside her womb keep her performing at Coachella? If so, you clearly have not met Beyoncé. (...have you met Beyoncé? What does she smell like? I bet she smells like a rare orchid.) This is a woman who didn’t even flinch when an earring was brutally torn from her ear lobe by her own traitorous hair.