Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Terminator 2: Judgment DayHORROR-ADJACENT SUITE

 

IMDB Synopsis

Directed by: James Cameron

Written by: James Cameron & William Wisher

Released: 1991

 

Quote: “On August 29, 1997, it's gonna feel pretty fuckin' real to you too! Anybody not wearing two-million sunblock is gonna have a real bad day. Get it? God, you think you're safe and alive. You're already dead. Everybody! Him. You. You're dead already. This whole place, everything you see is gone! You're the one living in the dream, 'cause I know it happens! It happens!... I feel much better now.”

Poll: What would you say on the phone to see if the T-1000 had infiltrated your house?

Rule: Don’t talk to the cops.

 

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Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond 28 Years Later

 

IMDB Synopsis

Directed by: Danny Boyle

Written by: Alex Garland

Released: 2025

 

Quote: “Memento amorous. Remember you must love.”

Poll: When the shit hits the fan, what TV show are you putting on for the kids?

Rule: It’s always appropriate to ask questions when someone has a field of dead bodies.

 

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Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond 28 Days Later

 

IMDB Synopsis

Directed by: Danny Boyle

Written by: Alex Garland

Released: 2002

 

Quote: “That was more than a heartbeat.”

Poll: The shit goes down, where do you go first?

Rule: If you going to infect an animal with “Rage”, choose something that can’t rip you apart.

 

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Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Godzilla Minus OneHORROR-ADJACENT SUITE

 

IMDB Synopsis

Directed by: Takashi Yamazaki

Written by: Takashi Yamazaki

Released: 2023

 

Quote: [Godzilla picks up a plane and tosses it casually.]

Poll: What sort of critters would be created by today’s dumb shit?

Rule: Come back alive.

 

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Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond AbigailVAMPIRE SUITE

 

IMDB Synopsis

Directed by: Matt Bettinelli-Olpin & Tyler Gillett

Written by: Stephen Shields & Guy Busick

Released: 2024

 

Quote: “Here's the thing about being a vampire, Frank. It takes a long fucking time to learn how to do all the cool shit.”

Poll: Which vampire group do you think you could survive?

Rule: Never take a job from Giancarlo Esposito.

 

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Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond SinnersVAMPIRE SUITE

 

IMDB Synopsis

Directed by: Ryan Coogler

Written by: Ryan Coogler

Released: 2025

 

Quote: “You keep dancing with the devil... one day he's gonna follow you home.”

Poll: Why did Stack & Mary continue to leave Sammie unharmed into the 90s?

Rule: Don’t let white men in.

 

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Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Interview with the Vampire (1994)Vampire Suite

 

IMDB Synopsis

Directed by: Neil Jordan

Written by: Anne Rice

Released: 1994

 

Quote: “Don't be afraid. I'm going to give you the choice I never had.”

Poll: Would you have a vampire on your podcast?

Rule: Don’t be an evildoer.

 

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Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Heart Eyes

 

IMDB Synopsis

Directed by: Josh Ruben

Written by: Phillip Murphy & Christopher Landon & Michael Kennedy

Released: 2025

 

Quote: “You can be so clueless sometimes; it's one of the ten things I hate about you, honestly. You can't let Jay go off to his best friend's wedding and hook up with a bunch of bridesmaids and move to Notting Hill. No. This is love, momma. Some kind of... wonderful, crazy stupid love, actually.”

Poll: Do Ally & Jay make it? Does their relationship last?

Rule: Enthusiastic consent is required when bringing people into your kink.

 

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Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond The Monkey

 

IMDB Synopsis

Directed by: Osgood Perkins

Written by: Osgood Perkins, based on the short story by Stephen King

Released: 2025

 

Quote: “YAY!! THEY’RE BRINGING OUT THE BODY!!”

Poll: How would you keep the monkey from killing anyone else?

Rule: Leave the shit in Dad’s closet alone.

 

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Beyond the Cabin in the Woods goes beyond Salem’s Lot (1979)Vampire Suite

 

IMDB Synopsis

Directed by: Tobe Hooper

Written by: Paul Monash, based on the novel by Stephen King

Released: 1979

 

Quote: “Back, holy man! Back, shaman! Back, priest!”

Poll: How do you identify the main character?

Rule: If you’re in a Stephen King story, rapidly identify the main character and stay far away from them.

 

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