Flying Scrolls, Basket Ladies & Divine Mood Swings: Zechariah’s Weirdest Hits (Ch. 5–8 Recap + Bonus Blasphemy)

📝 Episode Summary:

Yeah, we’re late. Divine inspiration doesn’t always run on schedule—and neither do we. But we’re back to serve up a hot, heretical mess of Zechariah chapters 5 through 8, plus two surprise special episodes that add a spicy kick of extra blasphemy to your week.

This one’s got it all: a giant flying scroll of curses zooming through the sky like God’s passive-aggressive Post-it note, a woman stuffed into a basket with a lead lid (because apparently that’s prophecy now), and prophets so full of crap even Yahweh can’t take it anymore. By chapter 7, God’s whining about people not listening—again—and by chapter 8, He’s suddenly the feel-good dad of the year. The divine emotional whiplash is real.

We also threw in a couple extra episodes to stir the secular pot, because why not? Chaos is holy over here. Whether you're here for the theological takedowns or the straight-up nonsense, this week delivers both in unholy abundance.

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📌 Topics Covered:

• “Zechariah’s flying scroll: Heaven’s angriest drone delivery”
• “A woman in a basket with a lead lid—what in the holy hell?”
• “Lying prophets finally get their cosmic comeuppance”
• “God rants about injustice, as if it’s not His whole brand”
• “Fasting makes God cranky—who knew?”
• “Divine whiplash: From fury to fuzzy feelings in one chapter”
• “Bonus episodes included because we love chaos (and you)”

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