As the migrants surged to the border, Biden opened the door and said “Don’t Come in” as they piled on top of each other in Texas. The President was shocked at the totally unexpected surge in migrants. Upon speaking to a reporter the president said, “I only promised them free stuff and opened the door! I am totally confused as to why they are all here. But I’m going to have my VP get right on it!” The Vice President was found hiding in the White House in sunglasses and a fake mustache. “I don’t know who this Kamala person is, or this ‘Joe Biden’ you speak of,'' she cackled. “But it sounds like they got everything under control”

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