In this episode of Controlled Burn, we kick things off with social anxiety, phone call glitches, and a “that’s great, big guy” moment that will live forever.

From there, we spiral into real life: vacation chaos, gas station survival missions, and the physical toll of the grind – including carpal tunnel, chiropractor visits, and the reality of doing too much for too long.

Naturally, that leads us exactly where every professional podcast should go… right into the bidet arms race. Cold water vs heated seats, pressure settings, luxury upgrades.

Somewhere in the middle, we take a detour through moonshine tastings, questionable flavor choices (looking at you, pickle vodka), and a throwback story that probably should’ve stayed buried.

Then we shift gears and break down a real cannabis industry situation involving compliance violations, testing practices, and what happens when enforcement actually hits. It’s a candid conversation about how common certain behaviors are, and how quickly everything can fall apart when the spotlight lands on you.

It’s chaos, it’s honest, and somewhere in there… it’s actually important.

Stay compliant. Stay hydrated. And maybe don’t turn the bidet to max on the first try.