To say that we are not here for Jack is an understatement, but we still anxiously wait to see what drama unfolds during his HoH reign night after night. And as we continue to cancel more members of the H8ful alliance, we continue to hope Big Brother never gets cancelled, because it's truly all we have to live for.

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