Adam Sandler really wanted a kid. Too bad everything he does is legally unhinged.

In this episode of Let’s Ruin It, the lawyers break down 1999’s Big Daddy and find a custody case full of fake names, court orders, stalking, fraud, and deeply questionable food bribery.

We cover:

• Illegal adoption tactics

• Identity fraud & lying to social services

• Whether McDonald's breakfast is a human right

• The legality of letting a child pee on a building

• Child endangerment through street hockey and Hooters

• And why Jon Stewart’s character should’ve gone to jail, too

🎙️ It’s a lesson in what not to do if you find a random kid on your doorstep.