Phil & Bob explain why life is happy if you're the big fish in a little pond.

The Treehouse team also explores: where to buy underwater lighting on a Saturday in New York City, the Biblical origins of the name Matthew, the Unabomber's hoodie, famous college professors, Brad Pitt, Friday Night Lights (TV show vs. movie), alternate side of the street parking, the lost art of cab predators, Phil's cultural appropriation of Chinese soup dumplings, Alexis de Tocqueville + Walmart, and a kill-your-own livestock business.