In this completely normal episode (where Derek definitely isn't dead): Danny “Flailing Fists” Sylver and Beatrix “Liquid Sylver” Sylver are newlywed martial arts masters with nary a braincell between them.

Excited to open their newly combined Heritage Martial Arts Supply and Zombie Defense Outlet, their marital and new business bliss is shattered by the sudden arrival of their friend Zachary “The Crimson Stroke” Filigree and an ass-kicking by the mysterious Zone Clan.

Can Danny and Beatrix’s relationship survive the secrets she and Zach have been hiding? Just who are the Zone Clan and what do they want? IS the spleen in the butt? Find out all this and more in this absolutely run-of-the-mill Rolling Misadventures where nothing is different at all and we're all definitely alive.

CONTENT WARNINGS:

Violence, Zombies, Kung Fu, Incorrect Anatomy

Playset: https://bullypulpitgames.com/downloads/fist-city/ (Fist City)

Check out the game Fiasco by https://bullypulpitgames.com/ (Bully Pulpit Games)

Introduction by https://twitter.com/HarperJean3 (Harper Jean)

Promo: https://www.noco.fm/shows/noco-gaydio (NoCo Gaydio)

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Derek - https://www.spreaker.com/show/lifeworld (https://www.spreaker.com/show/lifeworld)

Charles - https://www.noco.fm/shows/talk-n-roll (https://www.noco.fm/shows/talk-n-roll)

Megan - http://ohnolitclass.com/ (http://ohnolitclass.com/)

Paris - https://terriblebookclub.com/ (https://terriblebookclub.com/)

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