Snapper's behind the BGN wheel for the first time, and he's driving us straight into Maid RPG, an INCREDIBLY Japanese game that simulates the world of domestic service with painstaking realism (or so I'm told). This world consists of two Pure Heroines and one Sexy Cool, randomly-generated plot points, the conquest of Heaven, tennis, and an unreasonable number of Metal Gear Solid references.

Maid RPG can be found here: http://www.maidrpg.com/index.shtml

And our music is, as always, from Aesop Rock's The Blob: https://soundcloud.com/rhymesayers/aesop-rock-the-blob