Chunky Larry, Cola, and Emessar celebrate Cinco de Mayo by doing light research on the real reason for the 'holiday', weekly news roundup, Emessar pays tribute to a fallen hip hopper, Cola and Chunky Larry tell a salacious tale of marital domination, Emessar struggles to find a good embarrassing sex story and still hasn't found one, and the hosts engage in civil discourse regarding charitable people vs attention seekers. If you don't listen to this episode, the Chupacabra will bite off your genitals. (Recorded 05/05/13)