We're under staffed and taking applications.  Are you moody?  Are you opininated? Are you traditionally wrong about those opinions? Do you like being overly critical of people who haven't even decided what they'll do professionally?  Do we have the job for you...

Northwestern. They have tall grass, retired running backs that'll be eating through a straw later in life, and a QB that's been there for close to a decade.  Fitzy's one of the good ones so says Frost, I don't know who the bad ones are...but Fitzy isn't one of them. Fuck you Urban Meyer...you should have just punched Courtney Smith yourself.

We win big...not as big as Tyler thinks, but big nonetheless...35-21, let's start fucking people's plans up!  #GBR.