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BIG SISTAH | MODERN DAY MAN EPISODE 46


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Episode 46 kicks off with producer Ian writing the single most unhinged content warning disclaimer in podcast history โ€” somehow involving two completely different spellings of "but" โ€” and it only escalates from there. Dave makes his case for why he would absolutely dominate on Big Brother (dishes skills alone would carry him deep), and then the guys do something truly special: a full improvisational Big Brother season simulation that runs for the majority of the episode.

The fictional cast includes Dave as the scheming redheaded Head of Household, Janet โ€” a loud, hilarious character with a baby daddy named LaQuan doing 20-to-40 for an armed robbery involving a chainsaw โ€” Margaret the conspiracy theorist who gets framed for cocaine, and Jack, an elderly housemate whose heart medication gets flushed down the toilet in a failed elimination scheme. The alliance between Dave and Janet breaks down spectacularly. And then Jerry O'Connell shows up as the celebrity guest, gets roasted for marrying John Stamos' ex Rebecca Romijn, goes on a bit of a personal spiral live on air, and barely makes it out alive.

Back in the real world: Bobby wears a Philadelphia 76ers shirt to New York City on the night the Knicks play the Sixers, gets a thumbs down from a total stranger on the street, and is spotted gripping a pocket knife for protection. The guys also discuss the NJ Devils missing the playoffs again, Jack Hughes' wasted potential, the Knicks' playoff run against Philly, Canada vs. America in Olympic hockey, and Aaron's genuine belief that he'd get evicted from Big Brother on night one despite being an elite dishwasher.

๐Ÿ“Œ Timestamps:

0:00 โ€“ Ian's Epic Two-Spelling "Butt Sex With Dave" Content Warning
2:00 โ€“ Butt Sex With Dave: A Deep Philosophical Breakdown
4:00 โ€“ Aaron's Dishwashing Superiority & The Dublin House Red Bank Story
6:00 โ€“ HIV Medication Sponsors & The Magic Johnson AIDS Debate Continues
7:00 โ€“ Pedro from Real World San Francisco & Puck's Peanut Butter Scabs
9:00 โ€“ Big Brother: Would Dave Survive? (Spoiler: He Would Not)
10:00 โ€“ The Big Brother Simulation Begins โ€” Dave Is Head of Household
11:00 โ€“ Janet Enters the House: Baby Daddy LaQuan, Armed Robbery & More
13:00 โ€“ "Ginger Is a Slur" โ€” Dave Demands Equal Protection (Again)
15:00 โ€“ Margaret in the Confessional Room & The Cocaine Framing Plot
18:00 โ€“ Janet and Dave Form an Alliance (It Falls Apart Immediately)
20:00 โ€“ Janet Accidentally Eats Jack's 97 Heart Medications
24:00 โ€“ The $750,000 Prize Math Goes Catastrophically Wrong
28:00 โ€“ The Pool Billiards Distraction While Janet Flushes Jack's Pills
31:00 โ€“ Jack Is Down. Is Jack Dead? Weekend at Bernie's Plan Activated
37:00 โ€“ Jerry O'Connell Arrives With Janet's Yoo-hoo
39:00 โ€“ Jerry O'Connell Gets Roasted: Rebecca Romijn, John Stamos & Bill Maher
41:00 โ€“ "Cut It Out" Mix-Up: Dave Coulier vs. Jerry O'Connell vs. John Stamos
43:00 โ€“ Big Brother Simulation Wraps Up (Kind Of)
44:00 โ€“ Bobby Wears A Sixers Shirt In NYC During Knicks Game โ€” Stranger Gives Thumbs Down
45:00 โ€“ NJ Devils Miss Playoffs Again & Jack Hughes Wasted Talent Rant
46:00 โ€“ Knicks vs. Sixers Playoff Talk & Olympic Hockey Canada vs. USA Debate
47:00 โ€“ Would Aaron Get Cast on The Bachelor? (Producer Ian Has a New Show)

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