It's a dark and stormy night this week on Summers Off for our season finale, and Rach continues to live in a world of utter confusion.

There are gangs, spirits, gods, magic, monsters, Kurt Russell, and lots of martial arts.  Is this a Ty fave?  Does Rach scratch her eyeballs out?  Is The Rock planning to make millions of dollars off a remake soon?  Take a ride on the Pork Chop Express with your ol' buddy Jack Burton and Big Trouble in Little China.