This week on Showmance, we bring you all the entertainment gossip you didn't need but totally want! We kick things off with some serious shade on Netflix's new "holiday cheer" films—because nothing says Christmas like a half-naked Frosty and a whole lotta bad puns. Seriously, Hallmark has some competition, but also, leave Hallmark alone, okay? It's like trying to spice up the Bible—some things just aren't meant for edgy remixes.

We also discuss the golden days of family holidays: Spanx-wrapped moms, sassy dads, and wondering why there are no reality TV shows during the time we need them most—when we're avoiding our families. Add in some classic Kardashian drama, Taylor Swift vs. Beyonce debates, and the shocking fact that somehow the Menendez brothers found love faster than you did. Oh, and there’s a hot take on Jax Taylor being, well, Jax Taylor, getting in fender benders and making everything dramatic.

Grab your McValue meal and settle in because nobody delivers old news quite like us. After all, anyone can break the story first—but it takes true talent to be dead last. So let’s celebrate love, gossip, and the real stars of the holidays: Frosty, the horny snowman, and hot Netflix hunks.

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