Bill welcomes comic, bartender, DJ and full-time wildcard Doug Phelps back to the studio and opens with one of the strangest messages he has ever received: a woman on Match.com reached out asking Bill out for drinks… except Bill isn’t on Match. Turns out someone created a fake dating profile using Bill’s actual photos. The guys turn the bizarre situation into a hilarious conversation about fake online identities, modern dating, catfishing, loneliness, AI and whether the fake version of ourselves online is actually better than the real thing.

Then things somehow get even weirder as Bill and Doug discuss the true story of a Missouri man accused of sabotaging a Mississippi River levee to keep his wife stranded so he could continue partying and seeing other women. It becomes a funny but surprisingly insightful conversation about avoidance, relationships and the catastrophic lengths people go to avoid uncomfortable conversations.

The episode also includes Doug explaining why men are now getting surgery to intentionally give themselves cauliflower ear, an update on Doug’s Summer golf tournament plans, a classic Doug joke, and a brutally funny breakdown of the ridiculous things men pretend to love as they get older.

Funny, edgy, self-aware and completely unhinged in the most Billified way possible.

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