***This is a repost of our commentary of Independence Day from 2013 in lieu of a new BingeCast.  Enjoy and try not to suck any dicks on the way to whoop E.T’s ass.

“ERMAHGERD” – Some dumb, asshole alien

The biggest thing people forget about Independence Day is that the whole alien invasion could’ve been thwarted had President Whitmore, aka Bill Pullman, aka Eric Walkuski, sucked his own dick.

I know!  We missed that the first couple of times we checked it out too, but there it is, plain and simple.  He endangers the lives of his daughter, his wife, and the millions of people that voted for him to represent the American public, and goes so far as to pilot a fucking jet….when all he had to do to defeat the aliens was man up, and suck his own dick.

 Not a cocksucker.

We cover it all in this phenomenally informative commentary of the 90s “classic” Independence Day.  But seriously, this movie is so fucking bad, we ponder why the hell people feel so nostalgic towards it.

We have very little recollection of finishing this commentary, other than we were thankful it was over.

Have fun!

What an asshole.

 Moreno Golblum

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