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Biography Flash: Gandalf's Viral Return, Ozzy's TikTok Magic, and LOTR's Hunt for Gollum


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Imagine waking up, making your second—third?—cup of black coffee, and discovering Gandalf, that ancient bearded riddle who literally came back from the dead, is once again trending. Welcome to Gandalf Biography Flash, where I’m Marcus Ellery and if you expected a Sunday off from wizardry, grab your staff and get in line.

Straight from the “I cannot believe this is real” files, Ian McKellen—the OG Grey Pilgrim himself—just confirmed at the For the Love of Fantasy event in London that Gandalf and Frodo will return for "The Lord of the Rings: The Hunt for Gollum." Not only are Tolkien-heads losing their minds, but Andy Serkis is pulling double duty: directing and starring as Gollum. The film’s shooting next year for a December 2027 release, so all you Gandalf stans can calm down and put away those dusty fan petitions for now. No definite confirmation if McKellen or Elijah Wood are suiting up again, but the fact they both stood there looking like kids who know where the cookies are hidden? That says a lot—and, trust me, studio insiders are sweating under those pointy hats. The whole thing has catapulted Gandalf back to the top of pop culture’s power rankings, with Entertainment Weekly and Warner Bros basically setting their “Hobbit content” alarms for every interview window left in 2025.

But wait—because apparently we cannot get enough wizards with boundary issues—Daniel Weyman’s “Grey Wizard” was finally revealed as Gandalf in “Rings of Power” season two. Weyman is promising that season three will double down on Gandalf’s catastrophic screw-ups, suggesting he’ll basically fumble his way to wisdom. If the first two seasons are any clue, expect Gandalf to prompt at least three preventable disasters before breakfast. That’s what heroes are made of: decisive mistakes and catchphrases, baby.

And in the “social media is a fever dream” department, an ancient skit where Ozzy Osbourne dressed up as Gandalf, barking “I’ll bite your head off!” is going full viral. TikTok and Instagram can’t get enough. If McKellen and Ozzy did a two-wizard podcast, the internet would combust. As for Essex? There’s a street called Gandalf’s Ride popping off on Threads, which, considering British street names, almost counts as character canon.

No word from Gandalf himself—though, knowing how meta things have gotten, I wouldn’t be shocked if someone starts deepfaking him into the next presidential debate.

You know the magic words, folks: Subscribe if you never want to miss Gandalf news hotter than balrog breath, and if you’re craving more eccentric, accidental wisdom, just search “Biography Flash” wherever you haunt the internet. This is Marcus “the only thing I’ve ever wizarded is my taxes” Ellery, signing off—until the next council meeting.

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