Join the gals as we take a headfirst dive ALL the way down these rabbit hole theories we have thoroughly researched and are now experts on. Is our food even safe? Can we please protest Walmart and Big Pharma? Mattress Firm is a shady place and has some major explaining to do. Live Q&A session with a real scientist (just kidding we can't afford that ish). Birds are actually government spies and can't be trusted. Chuck. E. Cheese is a literal cesspool. And more!

Moral of the story: #shoplocal #becomingAmish #SaveBritney