Have you ever spent time washing your car only to have a bird immediately decorate your windshield?

Why does it always happen right after a car wash? Why is bird poop white? And what in the world are these birds eating?!

In this episode of Drive Time With Matt, we’re diving into one of life’s greatest mysteries: the apparent conspiracy between birds and clean vehicles. From suspiciously perfect aerial attacks to the science behind bird droppings, we’re asking the questions that nobody else is brave enough to ask.

Is it bad luck? Is it coincidence? Or have birds been targeting us all along?

Grab your windshield cleaner and join me for a fun, hilarious conversation about a problem every driver has experienced at least once.

Because let’s be honest… it feels personal.