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This week on Bitch, Don't Be Dumb, Yo Mama takes a break from her own dumpster fire of a life to talk about somebody else's.

Using the Bunny and Jelly Roll split as a jumping-off point, this episode dives into fame, money, loyalty, weight loss, relationships, getting older, and why you should never assume that what you're seeing online is the full story.

Because let's be honest—half the couples people are out here envying are probably fighting in separate rooms.

Yo Mama talks about why the breakup hit her harder than she expected, what made Bunny and Jelly relatable in the first place, and why so many people were rooting for them. From building a brand together to building a life together, the episode explores what happens when people finally get everything they thought they wanted—and it still isn't enough.

Along the way, there's plenty of shit-talking, a few personal stories, some thoughts on age discrimination, and a reminder that life is full of smoke, mirrors, and people who aren't always who they claim to be.

At its core, this isn't really an episode about Bunny and Jelly Roll.

It's about the stories we tell ourselves about love, success, and "relationship goals"—and what happens when reality crashes through the fantasy.

Bottom line: Stop envying strangers. Hold on to the people who actually show up for you. And remember that just because a relationship looks perfect online doesn't mean nobody's getting fucked over behind closed doors. 💀

That last line feels very Yo Mama.

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This week, Yo Mama is talking about something that doesn't get nearly enough credit when life goes sideways: getting cracked.

After spending the past few months stressed, overwhelmed, and staring down some pretty serious life problems, I had to stop and ask myself a simple question: when was the last time I actually relaxed and enjoyed myself? The answer led to a realization that a lot of women forget when they're busy surviving—sometimes the best thing you can do for your mood, your mindset, and your relationship is stop overthinking and start spreading the flaps.

In this episode, Yo Mama talks about the connection between sex, stress relief, emotional regulation, and why intimacy is often the first thing we abandon when life gets hard, even though it might be exactly what we need. Yo Mama shares stories from her own marriage, discuss the importance of maintaining physical connection, and explain why a healthy sex life can do more for your attitude than another night spent doomscrolling and worrying about problems you can't solve at 2 a.m.

We also get into monogamy, chemistry, relationships, casual sex, vibrators, post-nut clarity for women, and why knowing what works for your body is one of the most underrated forms of self-care out there.

The takeaway? If life is kicking your ass, maybe don't spend all your energy sitting around being miserable. Go get cracked, clap your clam, beat off, do whatever works for you, and then get back to handling your business like the boss-ass bitch you are.

Text Ur Topics BDs!! Yo Mama is here!!

Yo Mama is back after two weeks of absolute chaos. Between quitting Whole Foods after three days, juggling multiple court matters, fighting with insurance companies, dealing with money stress, getting noise complaints because her children exist, and trying to keep her life from going completely off the rails, this week's episode is a behind-the-scenes tour of what happens when everything goes wrong at once. Equal parts rant, comedy, and survival story. 

Text Ur Topics BDs!! Yo Mama is here!!

Yo babies, we have no rights... mainly because we have vaginas.

Yo Mama is here to share. Back with the attack after a week of slack.

Shout out da BeDees. #DontDropItDontStopIt

Text Ur Topics BDs!! Yo Mama is here!!

A chaotic, funny, and brutally honest episode where Yo Mama opens by admitting she completely lost track of the days and accidentally missed the usual Wednesday upload. What starts as a rant about being overwhelmed quickly turns into a bigger conversation about how women get labeled “bitches” simply for being direct, assertive, or good at their jobs.

Drawing from toxic office politics, corporate leadership experiences, failed friendships, and the pressure of holding life together while everything feels upside down, Yo Mama argues that men are praised for behavior women are punished for. The episode mixes dark humor, personal stories, workplace frustration, and motivational BD advice, ultimately encouraging women to stop apologizing for taking up space, speaking clearly, and getting shit done.

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You weren’t confused.
You were ignoring it.

This episode is about women staying in relationships with men who were never actually into them—and then twisting themselves into knots trying to make it make sense.

He didn’t pursue you.
He avoided intimacy.
You felt uncertain more than desired.
And instead of clocking it, you explained it away.

“Gay played” isn’t literally about sexuality—it’s about being with someone who isn’t attracted to you, while you keep performing, hoping it turns into something real.

The point:
 Attraction is obvious. Disinterest is also obvious.
 The only confusion is the story you tell yourself to stay.

So when it ends, stop blaming yourself.

You didn’t fail—you just stayed too long in something that was never aligned.

Music by Nathan Wills.

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Stop giving a fuck about celebrities.

They don’t know you, they don’t care about you, and they definitely don’t need your money.

The internet just keeps shoving them in your face so you stay distracted, keep comparing yourself, and keep spending. Meanwhile you’re sitting there watching their fake, overproduced lives instead of handling your own.

It’s not admiration—it’s a habit. And it’s making you dumber.

So cut it. Stop following them, stop buying their shit, stop acting like they matter. Put that time, attention, and money back into your own life—or into people who actually need it.

That’s the real takeaway.

Music by Nathan Wills.

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The title explains it all!

Yo Mamma is here to let y'all know, having babies with randos to kill Tik Tok live time should not be a thing.

Let's all think about who we let inside of us and what the true outcome is! Children are people, not props.

Music by Nathan Wills

Text Ur Topics BDs!! Yo Mama is here!!

Fight wit yo man ladies!

Thank me later.

Music by Nathan Wills

Text Ur Topics BDs!! Yo Mama is here!!

“She let herself go.”

Shut the fuck up.

She didn’t “go” anywhere — she just stopped performing for you.

That phrase isn’t descriptive, it’s control. It’s a warning to women: stay polished, stay desirable, or you’ve failed.

Meanwhile men can fall apart publicly and it’s just called “life.”

A woman changes — weight, energy, priorities — and suddenly it’s a character flaw.

No. She just stopped centering you.

“She let herself go” really means: she stopped being consumable.

And people can’t stand that.

Music By Nathan Wills